| Generate Your Own "VH1: Behind the Music Special" -- Why wait until you're bankrupt and alone? by MilesToGo13 |
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| You rose to stardom... | in the battle houses of urban Detroit, where your stage name was MC Chocolate Pants, for reasons everyone remains extremely reluctant to talk about on camera. |
| Your first big break came in the form of... | a wrong turn, which took you not to young Jimmy Wilson's birthday party, where you were set to perform as a (huge) favor to a friend, but instead to a regional battle of the bands competition you had been completely unaware of. Your group took home first place. Jimmy, however, had the worst birthday party of his life, unsalvaged by good music, and would go on to become a transvestite serial killer. |
| Your career reached an all-time high after... | ten different sex tapes emerged, each showing you with a different ultra-hot star/starlet, and with the time-stamp on each tape bearing the same date for some reason... |
| Your recreational activity of choice on tour was.. | emptying your bus's sewage tank while going over bridges, then quickly unrolling the banners along your vehicle's sides which read "We are most definitely the Dave Matthews Band." |
| But then, tragedy struck, when... | after consuming what can only be described as a heroic dose of meth, heroin, and X before a show, your lead guitarist actually explodes at the height of his most intense solo. |
| You were crushed, filling your days with... | crochet lessons and learning how to bake cookies, now that your hardcore image didn't mean jack anymore. |
| But then, your savior came along in the form of... | spring_wide |
| These days, you spend most of your time... | hopping from reality television show to reality television show and praying someone will recognize your desperate cry for help before you reach The Real Gilligan's Island. |
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rockys_lover) wrote,
weird 
July 25 2005, 00:15:06 UTC 6 years ago
i love you paige
out of all the people on live journal paige was my savior! this is a sign page a sign! lol...hahahha...